Our school has hundreds of tests. Most of our subjects we take a test every half term, and we have 6 half terms in a year. We also have an exam at the end of the year that determines what set you are in the next year. you can't actually "fail" them. We had entrance exams to get into school. We take SATs, GCSEs, A levels, MIDYIS, you name it, our school make us take it. Our school is probably one of the worst for that though.
On the other hand, our school, and other schools in the area, get some of the top results in the country. Right now I'm supposed to be revising for a french test, a maths test, a "major" science test, a geography test, an ICT test, a history test. I've got 3 essays to write over the Christmas holidays, and a project I've not even started. Life sucks to be at our school!

Meanwhile, in a little town called Spoons, unicorns and mermaids were taking over.
DON'T PANIC BLINK
I wonder... they can't ban me for sig colours, can they?