Funny Class Moments

[nightcrawlerofr]

Okay this is a random drama moment. I will call the student Q. if you got to OPSS you will know who it is.
OKay this kid is probably the most awesome improvisation person. We have this thing called three wishes at your birthday.

So one girls like Q do Soldja Boy. He stands there asks for some assistance then changes his mind. goes into these very exagerated random movements ends with a superman, and shouts I was in the war. The class laughed so hard. You really had to be there.

Our history teacher doesn't have his own classroom.

So in History theres a girl K who keeps joking about our teacher sleeping at the school. So Mr.L is talking about how he's sick of looking at our trenches in the Drama prop room while he's falling asleep. while K asks why he doesn't sleep in the room we're in he tells her it's because it's a math classroom. So she asks why he doesn't sleep with Mr.B so Mr.L tells her to go tell Mr.B that so she goes and tells Mr.B he should sleep with Mr. L. His reaction was so funny. Then she comes back to our classroom and asks why he gave her a wierd look.

[InkyFingers]

We were doing a quiz review in bio. I'm one of those kids who likes to mess around in a slightly non-disruptive way, so whenever my teacher told us to say the answer, I would purposely say the wrong one.

The question was "What structure holds urine before it is expelled from the body?" Of course I know that the answer is bladder. When my teacher asked for the answer, I yelled "UTERUS!" The class laughed, but this one freshman boy who has no sense of humor just screams "Oh my god you are so dumb how can you be so stupid like omg."

Then for the next question, which was "how is food pushed through the esophagus to the stomach," I decide to say the right answer, which is peristalsis. I say it, and the same freshman whiner says "haha you are so dumb! its endometriosis!"

My teacher looked at him and told him that endometriosis had nothing to do with the esophagus. Then I just ended it by saying "yeah like omg that had to do with irritation caused by uterine cells being in other parts of your body. It only happens to girls. And you."

[winglessangl]

My communications teacher was trying to find an example of antithesis, and said, "'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...' Does anyone know what that's from?"

It shocked me that no one answered, so I raised my hand.

Me: A Tale of Two Cities.
Professor: That's right. Emily Dickenson, right?
Me: *rolls eyes, knowing he's testing me* Charles Dickens.
Professor: Good. I'm glad to hear that people are still reading it.
Me: Errr... I haven't read it.
Class: *bursts into laughter*
Professor: *raises hands in defeat*

[stephanie26]

I like this topic !

Here's one of my funny class moments :
[In Physics class... Everyone was talking, the teacher couldn't get us to listen to him.]
A boy - Sir, would you like me to yell "Sex" ? everyone would shut up and listen...
The teacher - Oh, come on, that's an old one, you should try something else. Why wouldn't you yell "Vector" instead ? It's much more impressive...
The boy - (yells) VECTOR !!!!!
And everyone shuts up and stare at him.

[MaxMan1986]

:D I like this topic !

Here's one of my funny class moments :
[In Physics class... Everyone was talking, the teacher couldn't get us to listen to him.]
A boy - Sir, would you like me to yell "Sex" ? everyone would shut up and listen...
The teacher - Oh, come on, that's an old one, you should try something else. Why wouldn't you yell "Vector" instead ? It's much more impressive...
The boy - (yells) VECTOR !!!!!
And everyone shuts up and stare at him.

[dramajuana]

I've done that for speeches before.

[emmy the chicky]

a boy: sir, did you hear michael jackson died?
german teacher: no, who is he?
boy: he's a plastic paedophile that can dance!
german teacher: of course i know!

RE teacher: and if the results of the quiz are a tie...
boy: we have a dance off!
RE teacher: no why can you dance?
boy: yeah round a pole!

i am in a language detention and we have been told we have ten minutes left about 8 minutes ago
boy 1: has it been ten minutes yet sir?
german teacher: no
boy 2: has it been five minutes?
boy 3: has it been one minute?
german teacher: right your all staying after school!

[Fuzzy]

a boy: sir, did you hear michael jackson died?
german teacher: no, who is he?
boy: he's a plastic paedophile that can dance!
german teacher: of course i know!

RE teacher: and if the results of the quiz are a tie...
boy: we have a dance off!
RE teacher: no why can you dance?
boy: yeah round a pole!

i am in a language detention and we have been told we have ten minutes left about 8 minutes ago
boy 1: has it been ten minutes yet sir?
german teacher: no
boy 2: has it been five minutes?
boy 3: has it been one minute?
german teacher: right your all staying after school!

Ugh, I hate anyone that calls Michael a 'plastic paedophile' without any substantial evidence and even after he was proven innocent

[TrekkieTechie]

Yeah, OJ was innocent too.

[TheLawWon]

Interestingly enough, they both wore gloves.

Coincidence? No ****' way.

[dramajuana]

MJ was not proven innocent. He settled out of court with his accusers.

[TheLawWon]

Ugh, I hate anyone that calls Michael a 'plastic paedophile' without any substantial evidence

Also, I just want to point out... I'm pretty positive there is substantial evidence as to him being plastic. =D

[Fallen Angel]

On msn with a few friends reminicing about funny teachers.
Our physics teacher was funny. He had this coil and we had to put a magnet in and out of it (immature kids laughing at that). Anyway he asks for a volunteer to do this, and a kid, L, goes up. He starts moving the magnet in and out of the coil as fast as he could before shouting out "I can't keep my rhythm" which has us all laughing.
Another thing he (the teacher) did was an experiment when you hold a ruler and rub it with a cloth until electrons move or something. Anyway while he was showing us how to do it (like we didn't know anyway) and a female lab tech came in to talk to him. So he's talking to this labtech and doesn't stop rubbing the ruler with the cloth, and she just looked at him weird and left. He was just like "wait, I need those worksheets for next lesson" as he didn't realise what he was doing.
Another thing is he was talking about a giant slinky (not sure why anymore). Anyway he was going on about this slinky and how it was bigger than one end than the other, and how he shakes it about a lot, moving his hips. He suddenly stops his lecture and looks at me on one side of the lab, and 2 of my mates on the other and asks us why we were laughing. To this day (around 9 months later) he still doesn't know what we found so funny (although we are planning on going in to get him to say it again - just to explain why we found it funny).
Really great guy to talk to. Sometimes a bit out of it like he's thinkig of something unrelated to the lesson but he was really great.

[Millipedeman]

This year, I have a Chemistry teacher who is teaching the class for the first time after teaching Physics for 16 years, and we often have a life lesson we learn from him everyday. Here is one famous quote from him:

"Remember, waft when you smell a chemical. Don't sniff it like it's Crack Cocaine!"

Another thing we did on Friday was after we finished the 15 minute lesson on Dalton's Atomic Theory, we each got a chance to go up and impersonate him. Then, he impersonated us. It was hilarious!

[lyrics freak1]

but....you don't sniff crack...

[Fallen Angel]

In Philosophy and Theology we have 2 teachers. For Theology it is a woman called Miss W, and for Philosophy it is a man called Mr W. In theology, the guy i sit next to B, and the guy who sits 2 seats away from me T, are always commenting on who is fit or not (and i usually have to pass the message to the other). Anyway, Miss B is getting really frustrated at her computer, and B shouts (without meaning too) "yeah T, she's fit when she's... **** that was a bit loud". We've got her to sing High School Musical while covering Jewish Sects too, and when everything goes quiet in lesson, B and T can be counted on to make a comment about each other that will set us all off.
In Philosophy with Mr W, and he calls us "cheese class" as he told us a nightmare of his that was apparently induced by eating cheese. Another time he was giving us a lecture about Platos Analogy of the cave, and how everything in the world of forms is perfect but in the world of appearences there are different ideas of beauty. So he says "... and thats why i think my boyfriends girlfriend looks like a dog, when he obviously doesn't". He doesn't notice whats he's said, even though everyones laughing, and only gets what he's just said when we tell him. "Oh, did I say boyfriend I meant friend... anyway, it's OK to have a boyfriend if your a boy, I just don't" when B next to me says "Yeah not anymore Stephen Gatelys dead. He should be greiving not teaching us" which was tight but really funny. Week later he tells us about looking up gay celebrities on a school computer while doing his teacher training for a class, and says "I was so embarressed about the reason I had my account suspended I didn't want to get it back".
You can't help but love the guy.

In the middle of a History Test, and 2 guys outside are talking about all the girls they've shagged, and we hear every word. The teacher just pretends to be really interested and mutters things to us like "hmm, might try that" as a joke.
History again, we spent an entire double period laughing about how Rasputin had a 13 inch ****, and how that must have been his only appeal to women.

[Ich Liebe Deutsch]

The other day in World Studies (History class) my teacher was explaining how King Tut's treasure was discovered. Prior to this we were discussing Barbie dolls (don't ask, it's part of a series of trivia questions my teacher asks the class every day), and he had written 'Moxie Girlz' on the blackboard to explain which doll brands were competing with Barbies.

So anyway, my teacher then drew a diagram of King Tut's tomb; he drew the steps leading down to the chamber, and then drew a big box next to the stairs, meant to represent the chamber itself. Coincidentally the words 'Moxie Girlz' were inside the box.

Teacher: "So anyway, Howard Carter and his assistants went down these stairs that they had discovered, and came upon a chamber. Carter stood in shock, because he had discovered a huge, dazzling treasure of... (at this point my teacher realizes that the words 'Moxie Girlz' are inside the box)... "Moxie Girlz" inside the chamber of this boy-king."

Class: Most of my class chuckled at his usage of "Moxie Girlz", but I was in a good mood that day and laughed more than I meant to (I'm sure most of you have done this at one point or another). It was just funny to me, first of all because my teacher didn't even miss a beat when he noticed his diagram, and secondly because I just pictured thousands of Moxie Girlz piled on top of each other inside an ancient Egyptian tomb. Am I weird? Probably. It could be more of a "you-had-to-be-there" moment, too.

I love my history teacher though. He has a great sense of humor. Probably the funniest teacher I've ever had.

And for those of you who don't know, this is what Moxie Girlz look like, which kind of added to the humor for me:

http://www.netnewspublisher.com/wp-cont ... e-girl.jpg